Are you ready for that prostate exam?
Would you like to do it Hans free?
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
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I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
you’d think the Star Trek fandom would be a very intelligent and philosophical fandom but instead we all just sit here like
this is the mot accurate representation of this fandom that i have ever seen
This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever
He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead
I totally think she can…
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional
i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable.
The only way you can poison yourself with deodorant is by swallowing it or getting it in your bloodstream…
Pissing is a bodily function, but I don’t want to smell that on people either.
Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship
These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true.
Ok but lobsters are immortal?
Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off
You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.
Lobsters actually keep getting bigger each time they molt, almost without limit.
Somewhere, deep beneath the ocean is one who has managed to avoid death for thousands of years. Gigantic. And waiting.
Not sure if I should be frightened…or placing the largest butter order in history…
I like the way you think, buddy.
Can we just take a minute to appreciate the fact that Phil Coulson was recruited by Fury straight out of high school?
I mean, can you imagine
Coming up to you and saying, “I’m Agent Phil Coulson, with the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division. I need to ask you a few questions…” ????
CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?!?!?!
BECAUSE I FRICKIN’ AM!!!
STORIES!!! I DEMANDS THEM!! HOT BABY AGENT PHIL COULSON! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS IT!